No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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