At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
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To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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