But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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