I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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