Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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