But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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