Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
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Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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