It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
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