i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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