Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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