i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You need a sexual gate keeper
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Randomize
