Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
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i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
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Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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