physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
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I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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