So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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