We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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