Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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