Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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