i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
