Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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