If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
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15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
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I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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