used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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