i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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