I accidentally burped into my bong.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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