I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
im holly from the hills drunk
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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