Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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