i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
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My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
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you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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