I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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