haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
