Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
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I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Are we still banned from the library?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
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Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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