I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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