This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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