Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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