And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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