Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
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We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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