I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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