Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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