How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
that may or may not have been my penis.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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