It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
God, I missed his penis.
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