Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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