He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
ttyl tear gas
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
