cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I am one with the molecules
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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