I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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