The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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