I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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