Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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