you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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