Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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