We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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