how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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