Im at strip club and am horny
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Randomize
