Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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