had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
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So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
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He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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