dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
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why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
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Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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