just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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